Mar 5, 2008

Ming Guides Bernanke's Faultering Footsteps

Ming counsels that half measures will never do. Either start smoking a pipe to enhance that professorial image or come clean and scrape that dead squirrel off your face. One can only hope it doesn't reveal a weak chin. Next, become responsive to the market's perception that your laughable proposal to bail out the banks by loading the FHA's boat with their mortgages that are now or soon will be in default shows you are privy to something so horrendous, that you are soiling your metaphorical shorts. To counter this perception, develop a devil-may-care image. Carry a ukulele. Better yet, play with a yo-yo, but only if comfortable enough to at least walk-the-dog. Also, occasionally say something profound. Steal from William Wordsworth's sonnet, "The World Is Too Much With Us". If that's too obscure, try "What, me worry? I read Mad". Sage advice of this caliber cannot be had just anywhere.

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