Ming Could Skip Away With Nobel Peace Prize

Unlike, sweet, peace loving Ming, rest of humanity is grasping, aggressive, confrontation seeking collection of belligerent blowhards(readers of this blog are excepted, of course). If everyone merely engaged in childlike skipping before meetings, decision making, declarations of war etc. they would take themselves less seriously, thus their focus and decisions would differ for the better. Even when Ming tried to skip away from his three card monte game thus allowing a donut loving flatfoot to actually make a collar, Ming still cheerfully skipped bail. Likewise if Howie had skipped to the Panel meeting his vote might have been different, thus skipping the opprobrium that now engulfs him. Had Mitch skipped to the sundry conference calls to date, the more open attitude that he would have engendered might have resulted in less calumniation. Needless to say, had the FDA troglodytes did a little skipping before pummeling Provenge, there would be less desire for revenge. So as soon as Stockholm coughs up his cash prize, Ming can skip to his broker and buy more Dendreon. Besides, skipping is good exercise and when fat people do it, its even good for giggles.