Ming Hits The Mattresses

Its a war out there. Hedgies unwinding trades to meet redemptions. Prime brokers deleveraging Hedgie finances. Inability to price risk. Credit markets seizing up. A panic stricken Ming goes to the mattresses. Needless to say, Dendreon certs go in first. Then year's supply of freeze dried yak chitlins. After that, Official Captain Video Decoder Ring and Junior G-Man Badge. Only then does Ming try to fit in his Collector's Plates of Famous FDA Flunkies and Franklin Mint Silver Ingots depicting Flacid FED Chairmen. Lumpy mattress not have room for 8X10 glossies of FDA Chief von Eschenbach kissing Pazdur's ring finger amongst other appendages. But Ming safe now since risk is inversely correlated to degree of stained and odoriferous condition of mattress. Only possible hazard are miscreants with recent tetanus booster shots.