Ming Seeks Prophylactic Penalties

Watching those Rumpole of the Old Bailey episodes finally pays off big time for Ming. Adjusting his periwig, barrister Ming is now ready to approach the bench in The People v Pazdur. Ming begs his Worship's pardon as he demands Pazdur, who is poster boy for big erectile dysfunction interests, be made to put condom over his head. If the condom fits, convict. Court can now only return verdict that Pazdur is notorious hard on who spreads the seeds of subversion throughout the FDA such that he wantonly and with malice aforethought had his way with small, innocent underage biotechs in general, and Dendreon in particular, thus besmirching their good reputations. Further, had he only taken care to wear a condom over his head at all times, this would not have occurred. His cohort, von Eschenbach the eunuch, by the very nature of his affliction, must be found not culpable. Ming respectfully petitions the Bench that Pazdur be pummeled with potassium nitrate until he softens up his rigid position on Dendreon.