Ming Takes The Plunge

Despondent over Dendreon's shares remaining below $5, Ming runs up to the roof. Bystanders shout, "jump Ming,jump". Typical New York crowd always looking for blood. Good sport Ming, always a crowd pleaser, does not disappoint and ever the gentleman, even courteously waves to people in each floor on the way down. Afterwards, firemen who catch Ming in net profusely apologize, not having realized Ming is Dendreon shareholder and would have been better off sans net. After castigating overeager rescuers, Ming is about to suck third-rail in subway until he realizes, Mitch would only go to Board demanding more options because now fewer stockholders out there to be dissatisfied with his performance.