Mar 18, 2008

Ming Stricken With Embarassing Affliction

Every time Ming now hears dreaded words such as approval, efficacy, panel etc. Ming's hands clench and he begins to thrash around. Doctors call this restless fist syndrome(RFS) and is very painful when occurring in public. Last night waiter in fine restaurant ask Ming if he APPROVE of the wine. Took four waiters and six busboys to drag Ming away after he climbed table while excoriating FDA. Only hope for quick cure lies in PROTECT(p-11) trial results. Honorable 10k say patients followed "for the clinical endpoints of distant failure and overall survival. We plan to submit the data for presentation at an upcoming medical meeting." Maybe data on survival for androgen-dependent patients in p-11 compelling enough to warrent demanding approval for all patients. Then Ming not have to suffer heartbreak of RFS not to mention heartbreak of reimbursing cranky restauranteurs for breakage.

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