Shareholder Ming Performs Due Diligence

Entrepreneur Ming's latest blockbuster offer of Barry Bond's #756 home run ball at $39.95 or three for $100 is not being well received. Same for Thursday's Dendreon conference call. Faithless ingrates parse every word and read into every voice inflection nuances of their own making. Selfish listeners don't even care that poor Mitch was under tremendous scheduling pressure to still make that 10.00 A.M. tee time. Maybe thats why, once again, no shareholders questions were heard. Lucky for all, Ming was doing due diligence in that air grate immediately behind and below the podium. Observation of body language is important. While there was much posterior scratching, Ming graciously chalks that up to mere hemorrhoidal happenstance. No one crossed their fingers behind their backs nor rolled their eyes while their compatriots were speaking. Nor was there a jostling elbow to be seen, although if they serve gefilte fish again next quarter Ming reports the air quality to the EPA. So even if Mitch doesn't walk on water or even wash with water, Ming retains the hope that Mitch can at least pass water. Maybe thats why the FDA is all wet.