Mar 2, 2008

Ming Wants Dendreon To Get It Up

Ming finds himself afflicted with rare form of priapism so named for the Roman god of male generative power. Symptoms only manifest when Dendreon have up day. Down days cause tumescence to recede. Poor Ming must be very careful to avoid watching CNBC crawl at bottom of screen when displayed in public venues. Last week Ming innocently walked into Circuit City when all screens tuned to CNBC and Dendreon was having a rare up day. Management requested that Ming not come there anymore.

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