An Open Letter To Joe Kernan At CNBC

Dear Joe; You are the best. Everyone agrees you have great hair while poor Ron Insana has none so he had to go. Nor is it your fault the quote machines never work right when you use them. Amongst all the talentless refugees who failed in other professions and washed ashore at CNBC as prompt machine readers such as Marc Hanes, lawyer, Ted David, doctor and you, former customer's man, only you are astute enough to include monoclonal antibodies in all your responses to any subject being discussed. I am inspired that a talentless schlub can prosper in this great land of ours. Please forward an 8x10 glossy with note appended indicating who does your makeup. I'm considering opening a funeral parlor and need to know how to apply large quantities of pancake makeup with a trowel. Worshipfully yours, Ming T Merciless