Free Brittany For Charity's Sake

All proceeds of Ming's Free Brittany Spears Telethon will go to Charity as soon as Ming can legally change his name to that euphonious cognomen. Congress, knowing where the limelight shines brightest, can then immediately schedule emergency hearings and ask Brittany all sorts of irrelevantly stupid questions as they normally do at such hearings. Naturally, there will be collateral damage as with any worthy cause. Innocent bystanders could be trampled as Congresspersons stampede toward the media's cameras. New York's Senator Chuck Schumer has even been known to swallow cameras whole with little apparent adverse affect. If only Dendreon would act in it's own best interest and appoint Brittany or any other such worthy as their spokesperson and thus reap some collateral publicity.