Apr 23, 2008

Phraseology From The Devil's Dictionary

1) To blithely disregard, as in, "I don't give an FDA Panel, I'll do as I damn well please. 2) To impugn another's ocular capabilities, as in, He's as blind as the SEC Enforcement Division". 3) To denigrate another's actions, as in, "He's a horses von Eschenbach". 4) To insult by alluding to a bodily function, as in, "Why don't you take a good Scher for yourself". and finally, 5)To challenge another's ill will towards oneself as expressed by referral to anatomical tumefaction, as in, You've got a real Pazdur for me, don't you?". Apologies to the late Ambrose Bierce.

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