Government Lackeys, Rejoice

Ming's latest blockbuster board game is for you. Protect Your Posterior is not only fun, but instructive as well.The Board pictures the usual amply endowed adipose tissue of the typical government drone. The object of the game is not only to cover your behind but to line your pockets while doing so. This game is to be played during those long, meaningless days filled with ennui as you await retirement. Role the dice to see if someone will pay you to leak information. Advance your position if you can influence outcomes for which others will pay. A Go To Jail card is to be avoided at all costs and can be trumped by playing your snitching card. Do not land your posterior on Publicity Place or the game could be lost. Remember, this game is not meant to be played in the clear light of day.