Icing Howie's Cake

One of the Keebler elves has filed a cause of action against Howie claiming alienation of infections for promising he would allow him to get fudge on his cookie while with malice aforethought, Howie instead chose to wantonly roll in the dough with the Pillsbury doughboy while scuttling Provenge. Little Debbie, Howie's very own cream cake has now gone stale on their relationship and will no longer allow him to lick her bowl.Meanwhile, his betrothed, Charlotte Ruse, one of many ruses with which Howie is engaged, promises to cream him if caught. Perhaps Howie has too many pies in the oven and this could result in his getting burnt.