An abortive attempt was made today to pilfer the renowned Howard Scher collection of Provenge memorabilia. Fortunately, the much coveted tape of missing minutes on the Panel's safety vote was not taken. Nor was the E-mail correspondence with Alison Martin explaining technical input to Howard for inclusion in his letter. The still hermetically sealed bottle of Nyquil not used during the famous sleepless night is also still on display as is the famous "schmendrick" letter to Howard dated March 29th from certain interested parties. The May 9th, "All is forgiven" letter and the "schmendrick #2" letter following the Asenter fiasco are also intact. Interrupted by security guards, the putative thief was heard to mutter expletives thought to be in the Henan dialect of Mandarin as he left via a window left ajar. One can only hope this valuable collection will one day find its way into the National Archive.
Apr 29, 2008
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