Apr 10, 2008

A Merciless Family Function

Dendreon loving Ming loses much face at honorable family gathering as everyone points their chopsticks at him when he tries to talk up favorite stock. In and around Beijing this is oriental version of giving Ming the finger. Even kindly cousin Fang takes a bite out of Ming with his gift of Stock Picking For Dummies. Great Aunt Soo threatens to sue him for misrepresenting that he ever knew anything about stocks. Nephew Ding Ah Ling snidely points out prophetic anagram for Dendreon is rend done. An all forgiving Ming takes this in good spirits, knowing that in less than one year, each idiotic ingrate will be kissing the hem of his robe hoping to gather the crumbs that fall from his table as he, as well as every other Dendreonite, wallows in their winnings. Then Ming will stick his chopsticks upright in their rice bowls. Let them swallow that insult.

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