Apr 11, 2008

Ming Needs His Fix

Not having bought more Dendreon in weeks, Ming is suffering from acute withdrawal. Even worse, after having financed last purchase by recourse to the loathsome loanshark brothers, Yu O Mei and Yu Pai Mei, they now promise to send notorious threatman, Po Nei Yup to collect unless Dendreon makes move soon. Like all addicts, Ming would like to borrow again to buy still more Dendreon but must first obtain assurances from Mitch who remains more enigmatic than the Mona Lisa. Yet Ming hopes to arrange a private tete-a-tete using clever ruse involving empty toilet paper carton held up by stick attached to string outside HQ. Enticingly baited with sign saying, " more free options inside", Mitch won't be able to shut his trap when Ming shuts his trap. This is what lowly shareholder Ming, looking for some answers, is reduced to when trying to get management's attention.

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