Apr 6, 2008

Ming Has To Do All The Thinking

Ming would be remiss and never forgive himself if he let Mitch present at the June 4th Annual Stockholders Meeting without guiding his faltering footsteps first. At the buffet breakfast, under no circumstances should Mitch partake of prune juice and in no manner, shape or form ingest any prune danish. Dendreon investors have already had too many unpleasant surprises. Next, Mitch must be sure and have the audience vetted so that, just like on Dendreon conference calls, no unwashed shareholders can participate. Lastly, Mitch must be sure and wear the beanie with battery powered propeller Ming sent him. He must remember to run the wire to his hand, such that whenever he raises that hand to make a point, the propeller begins rotating vigorously. Its a real crowd pleaser.

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