Ming Invokes The Howie Defense

Now that the night soil is hitting the air distribution device, Howard needs learned counsel. Barrister Ming, whose training includes watching reruns of Rumpole Of The Old Bailey, offers his services. Donning his peruke and striking an heroic pose, Ming would offer the argument that Howard was unduly pressured to accept authorship of a letter composed at the NCI that was leaked to a dubious newsletter by it's FDA recipients, denigrating the efficacy of Provenge. Barrister Ming will bring to his Worship's attention that Howie's handlers had pictures. Besides, Ming will brilliantly argue that the sheep in question had attained the age of consent and was not taken across state lines should anyone choose to cite the Mann Act. Ming doubts that any more coherent or cogent argument can be made in defense of this schlub(zhlob).