Ming Is Delirious With Joy

Up 20 cents on the new investor's purchase of eight million shares of Dendreon. Now that can of beans Ming had his eye on is finally within reach. No more waiting for it to go on special. Never mind that his blog readers are convinced poor Ming is gaseous enough as it is. Ming may even throw all caution to the wind and invest in that package of franks with the bad expiration date in the discount aisle. Ming's day would then be complete if only he found out Scher was appearing on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader". Then Ming could make book that he turns out not to be unless of course Milken starts a charity for the education of fifth graders that provides them with answers that then become available to well connected contestants who may have been instrumental in designing the questions themselves. Any questions posed outside that rubric could always be denounced in letters to the sponsor by disgruntled contestants just as Scher has already done with respect to Provenge.