Apr 27, 2008

Ming Offers New Hope For Screwballs

Has your investment in Dendreon made you feel helpless and not in control? Are people staring at you in the street as they see you talking to yourself while mumbling Scher, Hussein, Pazdur and other such obscenities? Ming Industries can help. From the same people that brought you sew-on designer labels, we now present you with designer cell phone cases, sans phone. Proudly hold this handsome case to your ear as you wander the streets, buses and subways cursing Dendreon's enemies. Everyone will think you're just another annoying bastard on the phone with no regard for others. Only you will know you're really a frustrated Dendreon investor driven to distraction by the crap being pulled on your beloved Dendreon. Order today and receive a free plastic pistol grip suitable for insertion in your waistband. This should serve to deflect any attempts at protest should you choose to stick your fist through nearby windows when contemplating how much money you would now have, had Provenge been approved by the FDA in a more just world than this one.

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