Apr 15, 2008

Ming Proud Owner Of Sweatshop

American worker, wonder of the world. Give hot dog, candy bar and cup of coffee and he work all day. He also work into the night and all weekends, cheerfully flouting all labor laws if you convince him that he's an executive. So Ming makes fortune exploiting American labor manufacturing hokey lawn ornaments for export to Chinese markets. Most popular is plaster American carriage house boy holding briefcase, dressed in suit, tie and fedora. Mandatory made in U.S.A. label should be discretely placed since reputation for shoddy goods is well deserved. Things here get any worse and Ming make second fortune smuggling unemployed American workers looking to better selves, into China.

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