An Illuminating Joke

How many people paid by the FDA does it take to change a light bulb? 1) Jesse Goodman, to see the light 2) Maha Hussein, to damn the light 3) Richard Pazdur, to pull the chair out from under Goodman before he can change the light 4) Howard Scher,to offer another source of light that can't be used because it kills people 5) Andrew von Eschenbach , who can't seem to see the light. So in the final analysis, we are left to curse the darkness.