Apr 21, 2008

Ming Provides Double Happiness

"Oh Ming, screamed his date, I've never had such happiness before". "How can you maintain such a consistent performance, again and again?" Yes, Ming admits to pleasuring the ladies with his famous Peking Double Happiness, made with pork and shrimp, smothered in his secret sauce. This brings to mind the last time the FDA ordered Dendreon to be taken out. It apparently was not too fulfilling since they would soon be likely to do it again. Ming only hopes Mitch also has some secret sauce to smother any FDA impediments to approval. Maybe the FDA should consult their fortune cookie before interim now that our big new investor has scanned the menu and ordered 8.6% of all outstanding shares.

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