Ming Sounds The Clarion Call

Comes the Revolution, Comrade Ming will fearlessly mount the barricades, (despite his acrophobia), and lead the masses to victory over the FDA, unless he could get hurt if there's shooting or its raining and he forgets his galoshes. Meantime, those more hardy than the sniveling Ming must consider the advantages of civil disobedience. Letting chimps loose in lab coats could bring the FDA to its knees, as they vainly try to determine who their real team leaders are. But that may just be last night's kielbasa, sauerkraut and chocolate ice cream talking so Ming reluctantly withdraws the suggestion. Meanwhile, encouraging anyone you're even remotely acquainted with, to attend the upcoming protests is the way to go. Torches and pitchforks optional.