Apr 18, 2008

Ming Still Likes Girls But Can't Remember Why

Ming just came back from seeing Dr. Umbatz and was diagnosed with a bad case of Sexheimers because Ming can't even remember the last time he got lucky and its all Dendreon's fault. Maybe he should change his standard pickup line from "Hey girl, you look as good as Dendreon's chances at interim". Or maybe Ming would meet with greater success offering to show that sweet young thing his etchings rather than his Dendreon charts. It probably also doesn't help admitting they may have to wait until 2009 before he buys the next round. Yet, after approval, he knows all he need do is quietly let slip that he bought Dendreon in the single digits and he'll become the darling of cafe society.

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