Ming's Cure For Rejection

Spoilsports at Dendreon say don't call anymore salaciously and graphically demanding shareholder relations. Only heavy breathing Ming can now look forward to comes with climbing stairs. Yet, Ming still a babe magnet. Witness his last girlfriend who enjoyed talking with him during sex. Every week she would talk for an hour or so, calling collect from some motel in New Jersey. Then there was the cutie he used to live with. How she got through all those boy scout knots when he went to the store, Ming will never know. Or how about that little beauty Ming was seeing on a regular basis until someone copped his binoculars. Yet Ming hopes to attract a better class of paramour who, as rumor would have it, actually shave their legs. An escalating price for Dendreon shares would go a long way in providing the many reasons to turn him into the darling of cafe society even though he neither walks on water or even washes with water. If Dendreon makes him rich, it should be enough that he passes water whether or not he remembers to unzip first.