Ming's Fractured Fairy Tale

Its open season on therapeutics so the FDA and Little Debbie Dendreon go hunting. Little Debbie falls down in a faint from overexertion from too much test taking.(Three phase IIIs). The FDA, of course is clueless so it calls 911 and opines that it's little friend might be dead. The operator, apprised of the situation, begins to talk the FDA through the emergency by asking the FDA to first make sure she is really dead. The next thing the operator hears is a gunshot and the FDA, getting back on the line says," O.K. now what? " Now how far from the truth is this when given the level of expertise at the FDA?