You Too Can Win Journalism's Bowling Trophy

When Ming was still an ignorant little tyke, he thought it was called the Pullet Surprise. Now that he's a big ignorant adult he understands that was right since it would be a surprise if any of the yellow chickens now palming themselves off as reporters are capable of winning it. Admittedly, not only does he now know its called the Pulitzer Prize but that there are numerous categories in print journalism for which it can be won. While its only a medal and $10,000 for winning the prize for investigative journalism its actually very easy. All one need do is take their favorite crayon, redact any number of posts on the Dendreon IV Board and put your by-line to an article on Festering Corruption In Provenge Denial. Then contact a member of the Pulitzer Prize Board such as Thomas Friedman, columnist for The New York Times and claim your bowling trophy. Remember, no laborious investigation nor mind numbing original thought need be expended. Good luck and good plagiarism.