Thank Goodness For Bruce

Solid citizen Ming was worried that he might actually have to think for himself. However, now that Bruce Springsteen has finally endorsed a presidential candidate, Ming's worries are over. He can go back to watching the news. Although it won't be on any channel that wastes precious airtime on Afganistan or Iraq when they could instead more profitably be telling Ming what Brittany did last night. Ming also plans to return to the newsstand that magazine with the phoney name. Foreign affairs never once even mentioned Paris Hilton or Madonna. And if the much vaunted WWIII does break out, one can only hope the idiots that program all the news shows don't decide to preempt last weekend's box office winners.