Candidate Ming Throws His Beanie Into The Ring

Heeding the anguished cries of the electorate, darkhorse candidate, Ming offers himself as a choice in the Presidential race. "Anything that moves, Merciless" promises to nuke all enemies, real and imagined. Candidate Ming will dissolve the Union, thereby cleverly deflecting criticism from his own inadequacies by creating 50 new countries that can occupy themselves duking it out for supremacy. The major plank in his platform is to rejuvenate the airlines by having the government pay for free parachute jumps for all of Dendreon's enemies using the Merciless patented paper parachute. Ming only hopes the propeller on his beanie hasn't become bent when he threw it into the ring. Its a real crowd pleaser.