May 22, 2008

Like Money Bunky?

Notorious miser, Mei Wan Mu Ni, pulls at Ming's sleeve as they stand in line to buy stale, crumbled fortune cookies in a metaphorical attempt to conserve cash. He says if Ming likes money, Mei privy to an investment that at least sextuples within 18 months and is taxed at long term capital gains rates. Ming swoons at the thought of sex, money and gains all in the same sentence. Drooling with lust he kisses the unwashed hem of Mei's gown, begging to know this cornucopia's name. The cryptic and anagram loving Mei then avers that Redd Neon casts a bright light and walks away laughing. The inscrutable Mei is not Wong.

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