May 1, 2008

Collecting Can Be A Rewarding Hobby

Ming's collection of Provenge memorabilia is coming along quite nicely, thank you. The now empty bottle of Tattinger Brut La Francaise savored after the March 29th Panel vote. The now empty case of Thunderbird polished off after the May 9th stab in the back. Ming now hopes to obtain the container of smelling salts that will revive the somnambulant Maha when the Inspector General at Health & Human Services asks her who her handler was at the FDA. Perhaps even the cyanide capsule they wrest away from Howie that he doubtlessly should attempt to swallow to end his shame. The blood pressure cuff used to gauge the extent of Dicky Boy's apoplexy when called to account would also be a nice touch. Ming is eager to round out his collection by getting von Eschenbach and Milken to inscribe their hand holding picture in that baseball stadium, "We know how to play ball ". Ming's collection can only be considered complete when he obtains a copy of the order stripping them of their medical licenses.

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