Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time

Finger That Felon, the new and exciting board game from Ming Enterprises allows you to decide the fate of the Dicky, Andy or Howie game board action piece you select. Roll the dice to see which square your piece lands on to determine their felonious fate. Will it be the Ivan Boesky square? Then they serve two years and eleven days in Lompoc working on the dairy farm just like Ivan. Land on the Dennis Levine square and mop floors at Lewisburg. Hit the Michael Milken square and serve twenty-four months mowing lawns at Pleasanton. If your felonious felon action piece gets lucky it will land on the Martin Seigel square and get off with a two month sentence just like Marty did. However, should your Dicky, Andy or Howie get caught on any other square, they will not get a square deal. Their fate could run the gamut from swabbing toilets at Joliet, handing out protection for conjugal visits at Dannamora or policing the exercise yard for cigarette butts at Sing-Sing. Remember, to get the same sweet deals as the famous felons mentioned above, a statistically significant degree of cooperation is required to achieve safety. Snitching on others is the name, getting off easy is the game.