May 20, 2008

Crybaby Cryogenics

Everyone already says Ming's a stiff so actually freezing himself until interim may have merit if they can thaw him out in "the middle of the second half of the year" as was so artfully put by management when speculating on the interim's timing during the second quarter conference call on August 8, 2007. If that comes a cropper, one would hope to not then be so soggy that they couldn't do it again for 2009. Other than that, Ming's only hope to turn the stray shekel in the meantime is to be high bidder on the No-Doze concession at 3005 First Avenue, Seattle Washington. In the meantime, sans cryogenics, poor Ming is reduced to wiling away his time watching that great new television series, Paid Programming. Episodes are aired on all the channels.

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