May 10, 2008

Dendreon Devotee Dirties Daintees Dumpster Diving

Until Dendreon's stock price rescues poor Ming from penury, he is forced to soil his dainties going through tons of trash looking for sustenance. Ming finds that there usually is better quality trash in the outlying suburbs such as in Tenafly, New Jersey. Ming was look through some trash there on the curb outside 264 Highwood Avenue and came across scraps of cryptic correspondence. Bits of torn up letters ending in " thanks, Howie, you saved the day. Regards; Andy" and " Howie, you be the man, we owe you one. Sincerely, The Dickster" Ming was hoping for a crust of bread but everything he saw was too rotten for consumption.

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