Its All In The Canards

"It's smaller than I thought it would be" commented Ming's date. "I hope we're talking about my apartment" replied Ming. Last time Ming got really lucky was March 29th so he hopes to make out better now than he did with that opportunity. But Ming is his usual suave self. So when she coyly asks if he liked her figure, he gallantly replied, "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin". Just as with March 29th, Ming misplayed his hand, hence another quiet evening of free-cell was in the cards.