Jun 22, 2008

Ming Pulls Prick For Prostate Prophylaxis

Wrestled to the ground by security guards outside Memorial Sloan-Kettering yesterday and charged with assault, a distraught M. T. Merciless whimpered that he was only trying to follow health advice that pulling on a prick can have salutary benefits for one's prostate. The object of his attack, only identifying himself as a very prominent oncologist, beyond all reproach who foolishly neglected to retain his bodyguards found himself being vigorously pulled down the street as his assailant gleefully mumbled that this should protect his prostate. Now being held for observation, Merciless cryptically observed that there were plenty more to pull at within the FDA.

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