Ming Makes Anatomically Impossible Suggestions

Confrontation loving Ming doesn't care what he says in the heat of battle. That's why the entire FDA organization was shocked when Ming told them all to go lick their elbow with their tongue. Not knowing their ass from their elbow,this of course caused as much consternation as when he suggested they couldn't keep twirling their right legs clockwise while inscribing the figure six in the air with their right hand. The leg would begin an involuntary counterclockwise motion. Now you know why FDA occupied buildings don't have see-through glass. It would be unseemly for taxpayers to be privy to what FDA personnel consider a challenging use of their time. Besides, who wants to see all those twirling tongues and assorted appendages.