All Ming Thinks About Is Getting LAID

He can no longer even think about anything else. His mind is totally focused on this one obsession. Getting the Lowdown About Interim Decisions(LAID) has the lubricious Ming hyperventilating. Anything not having to do with Interim barely registers with the single minded Ming. Minor considerations such as eating, sleeping and personal hygiene are of no import. Should WWIII break out, his only concern would be how that affects Interim. Just yesterday, when asked by the authorities what he was doing as the dragged him from the Hanover facility's dumpster, he probably shouldn't have explained he was only trying to get LAID. Now in lockdown on what they euphemistically call "held for observation", it's harder than ever to get LAID.