Aug 30, 2008

Ming Arrested For Screwing Around

Soreheads at supermarket take umbrage when Ming unscrews hundreds of soda bottles, looking for the winning contest numbers under the bottlecaps. This is what poor Ming is now reduced to doing to find a winner while cooling his heels, waiting for interim. What the chuckleheads in management don't seem to realize is that it's in their own best interest to encourage a viable retail shareholder presence. The more dispersed the shareholder base, the less likely they'll be bounced out on their collective keisters when its irrevocably proven that Dendreon is worth acquiring. Keep retail interested and hopeful. Token share purchases by a somnambulant management is solicited.

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