Notice how irrelevant the trials were. Events such as discus throwing, luge, pole vaulting etc. do not resonate with modern lifestyles. Ming advocates events in turnstile jumping, competitive taxi cab hailing, freestyle nose picking, intermural government agency denouncing and of course, marathon message board reading. Ming's personal favorite would be obnoxious name calling and insult hurling. Although poor Ming would have to recuse himself from participation. As a native New Yorker he long ago lost amateur status and now possesses an unfair advantage.
Sep 1, 2008
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