Ming Cheats Death

On his way to Sloan-Kettering with a custard pie in hand, Ming wants to see if "you know who's" bodyguards can earn their keep. He was passing a Jenny Craig meeting that just let out when suddenly, acres and acres of flesh began to descend on him and his custard pie like a bowl of jello with a gland condition. Thinking quickly, Ming made a lateral pie pass and booked on down the street. Unfortunately, the short arm of the law grabbed him for carrying a pie with malicious intent and inciting to riot. So the moral of the story is if you plan to heave the custard, then don't get busted.