The Fix Is Always In

Just when Ming is closing in rapidly on his Dendreon millions, stupid scientists throws a banana peel in his path. The European Organization for Nuclear Research has a 17 mile tunnel under the Swiss-French border in which something called the Large Hadron Collider is used to smash atoms. This will create black holes which will not only suck up Ming's prospective profits faster than his bad habits but even poor Ming himself. The shorts are clearly behind this fiendish plot to deprive poor Ming of his rightful place in the world. Wasn't it bad enough that Ming, son of Anastasia and her Chinese houseboy little Wang can't assume his title as Czarevitch of all the Russias because he insists on spelling it Tsarevitch? Now these molesters of innocent atoms are going to screw(technical financial term) him out of this as well. Sic transit gloria mundi.