Revolutionary Tax Revenue Plan Unveiled

In the fullness of time, Dendreon shareholders, if no one else in these parlous times, will rack up huge tax liabilities as they realize profits on their investment. Yet, suppose they chose not to pay? The Government's dirty little secret is that most taxes in arrears are never paid. Even now, billions go uncollected. What's a desperate Government to do? Merciless Indemnity has the answer. For a modest fee equal to the uncollected interest and penalties inuring to the Government on that debt, it will insure said Government against such loss and guarantee to make it whole. Our founder, Mr.Ming T.Merciless stands behind this guarantee and swears his company is in a position to make good on all such losses. For further information, the Treasury Department need only call Little Augie's Candy Store, The Bronx, N.Y.C. and ask for Shifty, an unfortunate appellation by which Ming is known in the neighborhood. Hey! It worked for all those collateralized debt obligations Wall Street created and they pulled out some very big bucks before it all imploded and they're all still walking around. Besides Ming is no more shifty than they are. Call right now and receive a complementary crying towel.