Free Enemas

You heard right. The Merciless Foundation For Better Medicine is now offering free enemas to all FDA personnel. It's time we cleaned the crap out of the FDA. The Foundation's Director Mr. Ming T. Merciless has generously volunteered to administer the colonic with his patented constipation cure made with genuine battery acid lovingly scraped from the terminals of batteries abandoned on the byways of the Bronx. Should the FDA not heed this clarion call for reform, the Foundation is prepared to authorize it's director to apply hand drills to clean the crud out of their ears so that new and better therapeutics can finally surmount the FDA's reactionary efforts to thwart anything new and innovative.