Sep 9, 2008

Ming's Prospects Are Mushrooming

New career vistas open up for the enterprising Ming now that the Northeast has had a wet summer. Mushrooms abound in New York and New England with hikers now needing someone to vet their finds. Tasting mushrooms for toxicity is child's play compared to the dangers Ming has survived investing in Dendreon. If Ming lasted this long without puking up his position in Dendreon, the stray poisonous mushroom holds no fears for Ming. If the toxic securities market hasn't done him in, then nothing can, although that purple one with white spots would probably be better served as a garnish in the salad bowl at the FDA cafeteria.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

brilliant. hannah survivors..:)