Sep 29, 2008

Ming Solves Credit Default Swap Problem

Have too many credit default swaps? Do they threaten to put your overendowed hinney into bankruptcy? Ming has the answer. Just wrap them in a nice box with a ribbon around it and leave it on the subway. Then, some other greedy clod will filch it and it becomes their problem. Ming does this all the time with his worn unmentionables. Presumably, this could also solve the nuclear waste disposal issue that has thwarted further expansion of nuclear power. Why is it always up to Ming to come up with these dandy solutions?

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