Chance of a lifetime. Get in on the ground floor. Purchase a franchise in your area now before they're all spoken for. Yes, you too can own a franchised Nancy Pelosi School of Charm and Diplomacy. Teach others how to poke their opponents in the eye while demanding they conform to their wishes. Acquaint your customers with the fine art of blame shifting, excuse making and arm twisting. Give lectures on giving lectures. Inculcate them into the mysteries of covering up the failure to achieve stated goals. Once your students master these skills a career in politics is theirs for the asking. Call now and receive a genuine Nancy Pelosi cattle prod for rounding up recalcitrant voters.
Sep 30, 2008
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