Mitch Gives Ming A Sign

Only this morning, Ming opened his mail and found he was preapproved for a Gold Card. What could be more clear? Mitch Gold is really a card. Imagine how clever he was to disguise his message that we are now in preapproval mode in a bulk mailing. The clincher was this is all Ming's for the asking at a generous 25% interest rate if he responds by October. Obviously this is Mitch's sub rosa way of flagging the stock price so if Ming loads up by October he should achieve $25 a share. If only the voices were as clear. On May 8th of last year they told Ming he was in for a ride. Or maybe they said he was to be taken for a ride. Too bad Ming's tinfoil hat was in the shop for repairs that week otherwise things would have been so much more clear back then. Did Ming ever tell you about that half eaten taco he found in that dumpster that looks just like Mitch? Why are you backing away like that?