Sep 3, 2008

They Keep Toying With Poor Ming

They are trying to bring Ming to his knees. Sometimes the IV Board lets Ming bring up the sign-in page but doesn't let him sign in. Sometimes they let him on the DNDN page but won't let him read the posts. Other times he can't even get that far. Consumer advocate Ming would institute a petition demanding refunds were it not that IV insidiously provides everything for free. Ever since Ming gamed the algorithm by heading a post "naked chorus girls" we've at least enjoyed a woman clad in a swimsuit adjacent to the posts. What's the algorithm going to think when Ming isn't there to post provocative suggestions? All it's going to see are a few posts complaining that we're having a hard time downloading. We'll probably be stuck with stool softener adds for days.

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